If you're reading this now, you either have a jerk baby or you're wondering what the hell kind of mother I am to refer to my child as a jerk. Obviously a terrible one. Well, you've come to the right place. Yesterday, my 25-weeker (or half(ish) year-older, if you're one of those people annoyed with … Continue reading Help! My Baby is Being a Jerk
Loving someone you've never met at first sight is hard. The guilt from that is harder.
Here I sit, on the eve of our baby shower, and it dawned on me. Tomorrow, at the shower, our baby's gender will be revealed. Today is the last day of my life that my child is just a human being. Not a baby boy or girl. Just a little person with a galaxy of … Continue reading Good Humans
So, we're going to be parents. Most of you already knew but if you didn't, there it is. I'm a little more than 18 weeks pregnant with what we're calling Squish, for now. It's quite an odd feeling to be so in love with someone you've not yet met. Someone who, the last time you saw in black and white, looked like a paisley and not a human. But I do so damned much. Well, I have some things to discuss with you, Squish.